Gonorrea o Guatemala

Reciclado de una actualización de Facebook de una amiga, profesora de español para angloparlantes en Arabia:

Today, one of my smartest (nerdiest) 6th graders named Gonorrhea as one of the 6 Spanish speaking Central American countries. I fought the urge to burst into hysterics and quietly corrected her: "Um, err you mean, Guatemala, sweetie"